i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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