I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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