using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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