We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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