She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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