you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
A+ Viking dick
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
