no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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