you would pick up someone in the library
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Randomize
