You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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