I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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