Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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