There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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