your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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