Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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