I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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