No subtext here. People are naked.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
We're too hungover to prance.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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