i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The air was thick with penises
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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