i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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