she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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