You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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