Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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