Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wish I only lived at night.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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