so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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