the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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