What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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