don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
tell me about the fingering
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