hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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