absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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