dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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