it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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