How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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