Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
