and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
vagina is talking i cant
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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