its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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