I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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