I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
