If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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