Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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