Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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