The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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