there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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