when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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