Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I got inside last night via doggy door
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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