Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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