i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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