And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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