I think i sorta joined a cult last night
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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