Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
This is classic penis vs brain.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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