i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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