do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
It's never too late to be topless.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
