People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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