I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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