Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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