I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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