My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
send nudes
from the living room?
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