i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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